You Think Too Much!

Here’s a humorous set of stories sent to my email box.  Rather, than forward it to all of you, I’m going to start a stupid series in my humor category.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ” Do you need some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?” “Hmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked. “No, just this remote thingy,” she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk.”