Humor – Page 3 – You Think Too Much!

44187=20%

Welcome, Jeff! You have 44187 unread messages: Inbox(44187) Well, I've finally got 20% of my YahooMail space filled up. I have 44, 187 unread messages in my inbox. So, if…

My Place ;)

I have this place I like to go to all by myself. Mostly, I go in the mornings when I know no one else will be around, because it's there…

You're a Texan if….

A friend of mine's son forwarded this goofy mail. It seemed humorous to me. Maybe you'll like it too. I would guess all my Texan readers will enjoy it the most. I…

univers.ty d e gree online

I recently received this [spam] mail. I wonder if anyone ever checks out these deals. Isn't this just the place you'd want your degree from. They can't even spell degree…

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries. Nothing to be connected or switched on. So easy to…

WCC Hymnal

The World Council of Churches is putting out a new hymnal. It will be called "Songs of the Mediocre." Instead of altering ancient texts to be more inclusive, they have…

Hidden Bible Books

Some of you may have seen this before. I have looked at it many times, and each time, only found fifteen. Between the many times I may have found sixteen, but…

Mental Health Institute Emergency Hotline

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Institute Twenty-four hour Help Hotline: If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 twenty times and then go wash your hands ten times. If you are…

Learning English must be hard

NO WONDER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO VERY DIFFICULT TO LEARN We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. A farm can produce…

A Letter From Junior Camp

Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents…